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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

Dying. ^^

FUCK, I’D LOOK SO FUCKING PRETTY.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy:

    Hey there..

  • Random Guy:

    Hey what's up?

  • Shy Guy:

    Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.

  • Random Guy:

    Thanks dude!

  • Shy Guy:

    So, are you here with anyone?

  • Random Guy:

    Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

  • Shy Guy:

    Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.

  • Random Guy:

    That's alright it's cool.

  • Shy Guy:

    You don't mind me calling you cute?

  • Random Guy:

    A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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